Pirate names are notorious for their creativity, humor, and sometimes just plain silliness. From the classic “One-Eyed Jack” to the more modern “Captain Jack Sparrow,” pirate names have been a source of amusement and intrigue for centuries. Here is a list of 134 pirate names funny enough to make you walk the plank:
Classic Funny Pirate Names
- Peg-Leg Pete
- One-Eyed Jack
- Two-Gun Kelly
- Blackbeard
- Calico Jack
- Captain Kidd
- Long John Silver
- Anne Bonny
- Mary Read
- Black Bart
Punny Pirate Names
- Aye, Aye Ron
- Buccaneer Bruce
- Davy Jones’ Locker Room
- Dead Men Tell No Tales
- Hook, Line, and Sinker
- Mermaid Mary
- Polly Want a Treasure?
- Shiver Me Timbers
- Swashbuckler Sally
- Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum
Pop Culture Inspired Pirate Names
- Captain Jack Sparrow
- Hector Barbossa
- Will Turner
- Elizabeth Swann
- Davy Jones
- Tia Dalma
- Cutler Beckett
- Sao Feng
- Blackbeard (Ian McShane)
- Angelica Teach
Animal Inspired Pirate Names
- Barnacle Bill
- Sharky
- Sea Dog
- Dolphin Dave
- Octopus Octavius
- Scurvy Dog
- Parrot Pete
- Monkey Jack
- Sea Serpent Sam
- Kraken Kate
Food Inspired Pirate Names
- Cookie Crumbs
- Jellybean Jim
- Candy Cane Carl
- Chocolate Chip Charlie
- Ice Cream Ike
- Pancake Pete
- Waffle Will
- French Toast Frank
- Omelet Ollie
- Bacon Bob
Miscellaneous Funny Pirate Names
- Captain Obvious
- Stinky Pete
- Sneezy Sam
- Clumsy Claude
- Bumbling Bill
- Dizzy Dave
- Dopey Dan
- Grumpy Greg
- Sleepy Steve
- Happy Harry
Long and Elaborate Funny Pirate Names
- Sir Reginald “One-Eyed” McDougal
- Lady Penelope “Peg-Leg” Featherbottom
- Captain Horatio “Two-Gun” Bartholomew
- Admiral Bartholomew “Blackbeard” Roberts
- Commodore Jack “Calico” Rackham
- Captain William “Captain Kidd” Kidd
- Long John “One-Legged” Silver
- Anne “The Female Pirate” Bonny
- Mary “The Fighting Pirate” Read
- Black Bart “The Gentleman Pirate” Roberts
Funny Pirate Names for Kids
- Pirate Pete
- Captain Jack
- One-Eyed Willy
- Peg-Leg Polly
- Scurvy Sam
- Sharky Sue
- Barnacle Bill
- Octopus Ollie
- Sea Serpent Sally
- Kraken Kate
Funny Pirate Names for Girls
- Anne “The Female Pirate” Bonny
- Mary “The Fighting Pirate” Read
- Grace “The Bloodthirsty” O’Malley
- Zheng “The Dragon Lady” Yi Sao
- Sayyida “The Pirate Queen” al-Hurra
- Ching “The Female Admiral” Shih
- Lai “The Pirate Queen” Choi San
- Wu “The Pirate Queen” Guifei
- Zheng “The Pirate Queen” Yi Sao
- Sayyida “The Pirate Queen” al-Hurra
Funny Pirate Names for Boys
- Blackbeard
- Calico Jack
- Captain Kidd
- Long John Silver
- One-Eyed Jack
- Peg-Leg Pete
- Two-Gun Kelly
- Black Bart
- Edward “Blackbeard” Teach
- Jack “Calico Jack” Rackham
Funny Pirate Names for Pets
- Captain Jack Sparrow
- Hector Barbossa
- Will Turner
- Elizabeth Swann
- Davy Jones
- Tia Dalma
- Cutler Beckett
- Sao Feng
- Blackbeard (Ian McShane)
- Angelica Teach
Funny Pirate Names for Teams
- The One-Eyed Jacks
- The Peg-Leg Pirates
- The Two-Gun Kellys
- The Blackbeard Buccaneers
- The Calico Jack Crew
- The Captain Kidd’s Kids
- The Long John Silver’s Long Johns
- The Anne Bonny’s Bonnies
- The Mary Read’s Reads
- The Black Bart’s Black Hearts
Funny Pirate Names for Businesses
- One-Eyed Jack’s Bar and Grill
- Peg-Leg Pete’s Pizza Parlor
- Two-Gun Kelly’s Shooting Range
- Blackbeard’s Black Market
- Calico Jack’s Casino
- Captain Kidd’s Kids Club
- Long John Silver’s Seafood Shack
- Anne Bonny’s Beauty Salon
- Mary Read’s Bookstore
- Black Bart’s Blacksmith Shop
Funny Pirate Names for Events
- The One-Eyed Jack’s Treasure Hunt
- The Peg-Leg Pete’s Pirate Party
- The Two-Gun Kelly’s Shootout
- The Blackbeard’s Blackbeard Bash
- The Calico Jack’s Carnival
- The Captain Kidd’s Kids’ Day
- The Long John Silver’s Seafood Festival
- The Anne Bonny’s Bonny Bash
- The Mary Read’s Reading Rally
- The Black Bart’s Blacksmithing Competition
