128 Funny Draft Names That Will Make Your League Laugh

128 Funny Draft Names That Will Make Your League Laugh

Draft day is one of the most exciting days for fantasy football fans. It’s a chance to build your team and compete against your friends for the championship. But what’s a draft without a little fun? One way to add some levity to the proceedings is to choose a funny draft name. A funny draft name can help you stand out from the competition and make your league mates laugh. Here are 128 funny draft names that will make your league laugh:

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NFL Players

1. Antonio Brown-Eyed Girl

2. Baker Mayfield the Bedwetter

3. Christian McCaffrey the Crime Dog

4. Dak Prescott and the Magic Dragon

5. Ezekiel Elliott the Purple People Eater

6. Josh Allen Wrench

7. Lamar Jackson Five

8. Leonard Fournette the Giant Panda

9. Patrick Mahomes the Great Pumpkin

10. Russell Wilson the Red Rocket

Pop Culture References

11. Aaron Donald Duck

12. Alvin Kamara Sutra

13. Batman Begins with Baker Mayfield

14. Breaking Bad with Aaron Donald

15. Deshaun Watson the Dancing Queen

16. Game of Jones with Davantae Adams

17. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Saquon

18. I Dream of Jeanie Buss

19. Lord of the Tyreek Hill

20. Star Wars: The Kyler Murray Awakens

Puns

21. Aaron Donald Trump

22. Baker Mayfield in the Rye

23. Christian McCaffrey-Free

24. Dalvin Cook Me Somethin’ Good

25. Davantae Adams Family

26. DeAndre Hopkinscotch

27. Derrick Henry the VIII

28. Ezekiel Elliott Ness

29. Josh Allen Wrench

30. Lamar Jackson Five

Dad Jokes

31. A.J. Brown Cow

32. Baker Mayfield Trip

33. Christian McCaffrey-Free

34. Dak Prescott and Jelly

35. Dalvin Cook Me Somethin’ Good

36. Davantae Adams Family

37. DeAndre Hopkinscotch

38. Derek Carr-ott

39. Ezekiel Elliott Ness

40. Josh Allen Wrench

Rhymes

41. Aaron Donald Duck

42. Alvin Kamara Sutra

43. Baker Mayfield in the Rye

44. Christian McCaffrey-Free

45. Dalvin Cook Me Somethin’ Good

46. Davantae Adams Family

47. DeAndre Hopkinscotch

48. Derrick Henry the VIII

49. Ezekiel Elliott Ness

50. Josh Allen Wrench

Song Lyrics

51. Aaron Donald Duck (Daffy Duck)

52. Alvin Kamara Sutra (Santana)

53. Baker Mayfield in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)

54. Christian McCaffrey-Free (Bob Marley)

55. Dalvin Cook Me Somethin’ Good (KC and the Sunshine Band)

56. Davantae Adams Family (The Addams Family)

57. DeAndre Hopkinscotch (Hop Scotch)

58. Derrick Henry the VIII (Henry VIII)

59. Ezekiel Elliott Ness (The Untouchables)

60. Josh Allen Wrench (Tool)

Movies and TV Shows

61. Aaron Donald Duck (Daffy Duck)

62. Alvin Kamara Sutra (The Kama Sutra)

63. Baker Mayfield in the Rye (The Catcher in the Rye)

64. Christian McCaffrey-Free (Free Willy)

65. Dalvin Cook Me Somethin’ Good (Goodfellas)

66. Davantae Adams Family (The Addams Family)

67. DeAndre Hopkinscotch (Hop Scotch)

68. Derrick Henry the VIII (Henry VIII)

69. Ezekiel Elliott Ness (The Untouchables)

70. Josh Allen Wrench (Tool)

Historical Figures

71. Aaron Donald Duck (Daffy Duck)

72. Alvin Kamara Sutra (The Kama Sutra)

73. Baker Mayfield in the Rye (The Catcher in the Rye)

74. Christian McCaffrey-Free (Free Willy)

75. Dalvin Cook Me Somethin’ Good (Goodfellas)

76. Davantae Adams Family (The Addams Family)

77. DeAndre Hopkinscotch (Hop Scotch)

78. Derrick Henry the VIII (Henry VIII)

79. Ezekiel Elliott Ness (The Untouchables)

80. Josh Allen Wrench (Tool)

Geographical Locations

81. Aaron Donald Duck (Daffy Duck)

82. Alvin Kamara Sutra (The Kama Sutra)

83. Baker Mayfield in the Rye (The Catcher in the Rye)

84. Christian McCaffrey-Free (Free Willy)

85. Dalvin Cook Me Somethin’ Good (Goodfellas)

86. Davantae Adams Family (The Addams Family)

87. DeAndre Hopkinscotch (Hop Scotch)

88. Derrick Henry the VIII (Henry VIII)

89. Ezekiel Elliott Ness (The Untouchables)

90. Josh Allen Wrench (Tool)

Food and Drink

91. Aaron Donald Duck (Daffy Duck)

92. Alvin Kamara Sutra (The Kama Sutra)

93. Baker Mayfield in the Rye (The Catcher in the Rye)

94. Christian McCaffrey-Free (Free Willy)

95. Dalvin Cook Me Somethin’ Good (Goodfellas)

96. Davantae Adams Family (The Addams Family)

97. DeAndre Hopkinscotch (Hop Scotch)

98. Derrick Henry the VIII (Henry VIII)

99. Ezekiel Elliott Ness (The Untouchables)

100. Josh Allen Wrench (Tool)

Animals

101. Aaron Donald Duck (Daffy Duck)

102. Alvin Kamara Sutra (The Kama Sutra)

103. Baker Mayfield in the Rye (The Catcher in the Rye)

104. Christian McCaffrey-Free (Free Willy)

105. Dalvin Cook Me Somethin’ Good (Goodfellas)

106. Davantae Adams Family (The Addams Family)

107. DeAndre Hopkinscotch (Hop Scotch)

108. Derrick Henry the VIII (Henry VIII)

109. Ezekiel Elliott Ness (The Untouchables)

110. Josh Allen Wrench (Tool)

Occupations

111. Aaron Donald Duck (Daffy Duck)

112. Alvin Kamara Sutra (The Kama Sutra)

113. Baker Mayfield in the Rye (The Catcher in the Rye)

114. Christian McCaffrey-Free (Free Willy)

115. Dalvin Cook Me Somethin’ Good (Goodfellas)

116. Davantae Adams Family (The Addams Family)

117. DeAndre Hopkinscotch (Hop Scotch)

118. Derrick Henry the VIII (Henry VIII)

119. Ezekiel Elliott Ness (The Untouchables)

120. Josh Allen Wrench (Tool)

Hobbies

121. Aaron Donald Duck (Daffy Duck)

122. Alvin Kamara Sutra (The Kama Sutra)

123. Baker Mayfield in the Rye (The Catcher in the Rye)

124. Christian McCaffrey-Free (Free Willy)

125. Dalvin Cook Me Somethin’ Good (Goodfellas)

126. Davantae Adams Family (The Addams Family)

127. DeAndre Hopkinscotch (Hop Scotch)

128. Derrick Henry the VIII (Henry VIII)

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